Modern creation myths.
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Let there be light.
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Well, let’s call the light day, and the darkness night.
Yes…
well, enough for today
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Mornin
Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters from the waters
Now… let’s call the firmament… erm, Heaven!
Yes…
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mornin
Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the dry land appear
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the dry stuff will be land, and the wet stuff sea
uhm…
Let the earth put forth vegetation, plants yielding seed,
and fruit trees bearing fruit in which is their seed, each according to its kind, upon the earth
heh
short day
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mornin
Let there be lights in the firmament of the heavens to separate the day from the night,
and for some other stuff
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du du du du
And I say, it’s alright…
ron
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mornin
Let the waters bring forth swarms of living creatures,
and let birds fly above the earth across the firmament of the heavens
And don’t eat eachoth…
Boring little buggers.
Ah, Be fruitful and multiply!
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Mornin
They’re still boring
Let the earth bring forth living creatures according to their kinds:
cattle and creeping things and beasts of the earth according to their kinds
yes, pretty little animals
Now, we only need a man
One man to rule them all
One man to find them
One man to bring them and in dar…
well, you catch my drift
Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; yada yada yada
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