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B
Flitter flutter in the air,
How I wonder why you’re there?
Chasing bats is not much fun–
The worst is when you’re killed by one.
E
Think again before you try
To impale a floating eye.
If you miss it with your sword,
You may soon be very bored.
F
When into a room I plunge, I
Sometimes find some violet fungi.
Then I linger, darkly brooding
On […]
Sheep Pictures [ntlworld.com]
“A Sheep running away from an angry pencil sharpener”
The Spoof - Saatchi Warehouse Fire Wins Turner Prize
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More than 100 artworks from Charles Saatchi’s famous collection have been destroyed in a warehouse fire. The blaze began around midday, by 3pm the Turner Arts Foundation had awarded the controversial art prize to the suspected arsonist.
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Donald Rumsfeld Prohibits Use Of Camcorders During Wedding Ceremonies (TheDailyFarce.com)
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After the unfortunate attack on a wedding party in Iraq by the U.S., and the surfacing of actual video footage showing the wedding, Donald Rumsfeld announced this morning that camcorders, digital or not, are prohibited from now on during any kind of celebration, including weddings, birthday […]
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Whereas those people who still defend the invasion on humanitarian grounds are forced to resort to ever more surreal arguments. Now it’s accepted there is widespread use of torture by the occupiers, someone will argue: “That’s because under Saddam these Iraqis became addicted to torture, so we’re trying to ween them off it, bit by […]
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A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren’t having sex.
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